So I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff online ’bout these, and like, half of it’s shoutin’ ‘SALE!’ in your face. Lyst.com is apparently *obsessed* with getting you a hat for, uh, starting at $308. Which, lemme just say, is a whole lotta ramen money I could be savin’ instead. But hey, free shipping and returns? Okay, *maybe* worth a peek.
Then you got the whole “Replica Bottega Veneta AAA Quality” thing. Which, honestly, makes me twitch. Like, is it real? Is it fake? Is it gonna fall apart after one rain shower? ‘Cause I ain’t tryna be lookin’ all fly one minute and then walkin’ around with a soggy, misshapen blob on my head the next. The whole “Top Quality” thing always sounds kinda sus, ya know? Like they’re tryin’ *too* hard to convince you it’s legit. And, uh, “Cheap Tracksuits OnSale, Top Quality Replica Bottega Veneta”? What’s that even *got* to do with hats? My brain hurts.
And okay, Saks Fifth Avenue has ’em too. Designer, natch. Which probably means even *more* ramen money gone. But, free shipping and returns again, so maybe I’ll just, ya know, *browse*. Plus, Bottega Veneta themselves apparently sell ’em? Cashmere beanies and *leather* bucket hats? Leather bucket hats sound kinda sweaty, to be honest. But hey, maybe that’s the look. I dunno. I’m not a fashion guru.
The thing that *really* gets me, though, is the bucket hat situation. Like, are bucket hats even still a thing? I thought those were, like, a 90s throwback that should’ve stayed in the 90s. But apparently Bottega Veneta thinks they’re cool. So… okay? I guess? I’m just gonna stick to my baseball cap, thanks. Unless someone wants to gift me a Bottega Veneta one, then I’m totally on board. Just sayin’.
