First off, bracelets. I mean, *bracelets*. They have, like, ALL the colors. Pink? Yeah, duh. Brown? Of course. Multi-colored? Obvi. Like, you can literally find a bracelet to match any outfit in your closet, assuming your closet is already filled with, you know, Hermès-level stuff. Which, let’s be honest, mine mostly isn’t. But a girl can dream, right?
And then there’s the whole “signature” thing. The Kelly lock? OMG. So iconic. I saw this thing about Kelly-inspired pendants and, honestly, my heart did, like, skip a beat. I’m not even kidding. They’re just so… chic. Even though, let’s be real, I’m probably more likely to buy, you know, “affordable designer jewelry look alikes” (as they say in the ads). I mean, a girl’s gotta eat, and those Hermès prices? Whew!
But here’s the thing – and this is just my opinion, so take it with a grain of salt – sometimes I think Hermès is a *little* too… precious? Like, you’re almost afraid to wear it, right? I mean, imagine spilling coffee on your brand new Hermès bracelet. I’d probably cry. Actual tears. So, maybe the look-alikes aren’t so bad after all? You get the vibe, without the potential trauma of ruining something that cost more than my rent.
Also, I get kinda confused sometimes trying to navigate their website. It’s like, “Discover all the collections!” And I’m like, “Okay, but WHERE do I start?” They have so much stuff. Maybe that’s the point, though? Keep you scrolling and clicking until your bank account weeps?
