First off, you see “Set of 2 Handmade Celine Coupes” and “Set of 4 Handmade Celine Champagne” popping up. Right off the bat, my mind goes to fancy parties. You know, the kind where people hold their champagne flutes *just so* and talk about art or something. Are these, like, *actually* made by hand? Like, *really* handmade? Because let’s be real, everything says “handmade” these days, even if a machine did 99% of the work. I mean, I’m not knocking it, but is it actually cool or is it just kinda… fancy sounding?
Then you got the whole beauty thing happening. “Celina Rupp —-Descubra a coleção CELINE Beauté e seu batom. Disponível em todas as .[BAGS & HANDBAGS FOR WOMEN —-Le Rouge Celine 01 Rouge Triomphe – Batom Acetinado; 01 ROUGE .]” Okay, so Celine’s got a lipstick line. “Le Rouge Celine 01 Rouge Triomphe.” Sounds… expensive. And probably makes you look like you know what you’re doing, even if you don’t. I bet it’s a killer shade, though. Rouge Triomphe? Like, *triumph red*? Come on, that’s just good marketing. I’m kinda tempted to buy it, even though I already have, like, a million red lipsticks. You know how it is.
And then there’s the bags. Bags, bags, bags. “BAGS & HANDBAGS FOR WOMEN” “Glassware —-Descubra as coleções CELINE : HOBO AND TOTE BAGS para Mulher. Explore os produtos mais recentes da HOBO E TOTE BAGS. Loja online oficial CELINE .” Okay, so they’ve got hobo bags *and* tote bags. I’m a tote bag kinda gal myself, but hobos are cool too, I guess. I’m picturing some sleek, minimalist design, probably black or beige. You know, the kind of bag that screams “I’m rich but I’m also effortlessly cool.”
Oh, and then there’s this random “Serendity—-essence of the celine silhouette and created by hedi slimane in los angeles in 2018, .” What even *is* that? Is that some kind of perfume? Or just some artsy-fartsy way of describing the general vibe of Celine? Hedi Slimane… he’s the guy who made skinny jeans super trendy, right? So, I guess “serendity” (typo and all) is just their attempt at sounding deep and meaningful. I’m not really buying it, but I’m also not *not* buying it, you know?
