I’ve been doing some digging (aka, spending way too much time online), and it seems like everyone’s obsessed with finding that perfect Hermès hat. And not just any hat, but, like, the *handmade* ones. Which, duh, Hermès is supposed to be all about that handcrafted goodness, right? But is *every* stitch painstakingly sewn by a Parisian artisan humming a jaunty tune? Probably not, let’s be real.
You see these listings online, “Hermès Hat Selection,” “Unique or Custom, Handmade Pieces.” It’s like a treasure hunt, only instead of gold, you’re looking for a ridiculously expensive piece of headwear. It makes you wonder, are these really, truly, 100% handmade-by-a-craftsman-with-a-story-to-tell hats? Or are they, you know, “handmade” in a, shall we say, *slightly* less romantic factory somewhere? My spidey sense is definitely tingling, cause there’s factory bags ads right below the hats for sale.
And then you see the “pop-infused hats and caps” description alongside “hand embroidered handkerchiefs and leather gloves.” It’s like…what?! Are we talking about a chic, understated riding hat or a baseball cap with a cartoon horse on it? The line is kinda blurry, and I’m not entirely sure I’m liking it. It’s either peak elegance or they’re trying too hard to be “relatable,” which, frankly, feels a bit try-hard for a brand that’s supposed to exude effortless cool.
Honestly, part of the appeal is probably just the *idea* of a handmade Hermès hat. It’s the image, you know? The feeling that you’re wearing something special, something that took time and skill to create. It’s about more than just keeping the sun out of your eyes. Although, it *is* about keeping the sun out of your eyes, too. Gotta protect that skin!