First off, they’re pushing Movado, which, you know, is classic. That “Men’s Automatic Sutton Black Leather Strap Watch 43mm” – sounds pretty swanky, right? And it’s got a discount, a *Macy’s Exclusive* discount, no less! Plus, they’re throwing in bonus offers with purchase. What *are* those bonus offers? They don’t say! Mystery box vibes, maybe? Honestly, I’m intrigued, but also slightly suspicious.
Then there’s Seiko, which, okay, Seiko is legit. 25% off? On over 100 of ’em? That’s a steal, especially if you’re into the King Turtle or the Presage. I’ve always kinda wanted a King Turtle… that bezel is just… *chef’s kiss*. But then, are they *really* 25% off? Or is it like, 25% off the *original* price that nobody ever paid anyway? You know how those sales can be.
And then they’re throwing in Luminox, Lacoste, Tissot, and Gucci into the mix too! Like, chill Macy’s, I can’t handle this much watch information all at once! Lacoste and Gucci… I mean, they’re watches, sure, but are they *watch watches*? You know what I mean? Like, are they gonna last? Are they gonna be worth the money? Or are they just fashion statements? I’m leaning towards the latter, tbh.
Tissot is cool though, especially if you’re into the whole Solar Analog-Digital thing. That Prospex Divers… *drool*. But, again, so many choices! How’s a guy supposed to pick? It’s a first world problem, I know, but still!
The ads keep saying “Make a statement with men’s watches from your favorite brands at Macy’s. Sleek and sophisticated designs. Free shipping available!” which is nice and all, but it’s like the same copy pasted on every single brand. A little lazy, Macy’s, a little lazy.
The thing is, this sale, while potentially awesome, feels kinda… disorganized. Like they just threw a bunch of brands together and hoped for the best. And they keep mentioning G-Shocks and “the best men’s watches on sale are ready and raring to upgrade your wrist” but then don’t always show them.
