And then there’s the actual *description* of the belts themselves. This “Chloé Bracelet Belt” thing? Apparently, it’s a “chain belt featured on the Fall-Winter 2024 runway.” Okay, cool, but who actually *wears* runway stuff in real life? I mean, unless you’re, like, a supermodel or something. And the “small round links elevated by a Chloé logo in gold”? Sounds kinda…fussy? Maybe it’s just me.
But then you’ve got The RealReal, which is all about “up to 90% off.” Now *that* sounds more like it! Authentic Chloé belts at a discount? Sign me UP! But then you kinda wonder…what’s the catch? Is it, like, last season’s thing that nobody wanted? Or slightly damaged? You gotta be careful, y’know.
And the description of the “Chloé Bracelet belt in soft calfskin” with “striking brass hardware in gold and silver tones”… Okay, that *does* sound kinda cool, actually. Especially the bit about the buckle being “linked to the Paraty 24 bag.” Is that a subliminal message telling me I also need to buy the bag? Because if it is, it’s working…darn it.
