I’ve been seeing ads everywhere, pop-ups, the whole shebang. It’s like they *know* I’m constantly on the lookout for a new crossbody bag to, y’know, sling around casually while looking like I’ve got my life together. (Spoiler alert: I don’t, but a cute bag helps the illusion.)
Anyway, the Michael Kors Outlet seems to be the place to be if you’re hunting for discounts. They’re promising “sale prices” on men’s *and* women’s handbags, which, okay, cool. I’m more of a crossbody/wallet-on-a-chain kinda gal myself. Gotta keep my hands free for my iced latte, ya feel me?
Then there’s Macy’s throwing their hat in the ring. “Stylish savings,” they say. “Amazing deals,” they shout! Free shipping? Okay, Macy’s, you have my attention. I’m a sucker for free shipping. Like, seriously, I’ll add an extra five dollar item to my cart just to get over the free shipping threshold. Don’t judge.
And then…wait, what? “Brieftaschen im Sale”? Suddenly we’re speaking German? I mean, I *think* it means wallets on sale, but honestly, threw me for a loop there. This is kinda random, but okay. This advert says something about “beach-ready totes” and “glamorous studded crossbody bags” for every occasion. Sounds appealing.
Honestly, all this “sale” talk is making my wallet weep. Like, I *need* another handbag the way I need a hole in the head. But…but…a back-to-school upgrade?! I haven’t been in school in, oh, like, a decade. But maybe if I get a sophisticated bag, people will think I’m super intellectual and stuff. Just kidding, that’s ridiculous. Or is it?
See, this is why I have problems. Sales are evil. They prey on my weaknesses. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you! A fashionable, designer conspiracy. Ugh.
