First off, I’ve been seeing these “Portofino Love DG sneakers” pop up EVERYWHERE. I mean, FARFETCH is pushing ’em, and honestly, they *are* kinda cute. A little loud, maybe, with all the, like, multicolor going on, but hey, sometimes you gotta embrace the chaos, right? They call it a “glamorous lace-up” which, LOL, is kinda stretching it, but whatever. They’re sneakers. They just *sound* fancy.
Nordstrom’s got ’em too, apparently. Gotta love that free shipping and returns policy, tho. Makes impulse buys way less scary. You know, like when you see something online and you’re like, “OMG, I NEED this,” and then it arrives and you’re like, “What was I THINKING?” Yeah, Nordstrom gets me.
And then there’s Neiman Marcus. They’re all about the “signature style” thing. Which, let’s be real, if you’re rocking D&G, you’re already making a statement. I mean, it’s not exactly subtle, y’know? They got the whole shebang – sneakers, heels, boots, slides… Basically, if you can put it on your foot, D&G probably makes a version of it that costs more than your rent. Or, at least, *my* rent.
I gotta say, tho, the “sporty Sorrento” sneakers that FARFETCH mentioned… they sound interesting. I’m picturing, like, a sleek, Italian racecar-inspired shoe. Or maybe I’m just hungry and thinking about sorrento lemons. IDK.
Honestly, though, deciding which D&G shoe to get is a whole *thing*. Like, do you go for the classic, slightly-too-much-gold-hardware look? Or do you embrace the younger, more streetwear-y sneaker vibe? It’s a real struggle, I tell ya! And don’t even get me started on the price tags. Ugh. But hey, a girl can dream, right?
